The Funny Pics Anthem

By suprise yomama (id. 56403) [5/24/13]

A long, long time ago,

I can still remember how those comments used to make me smile

And I knew if I honed my craft,

That I could make those people laugh and

Maybe they’d be happy for a while

But February made my shiver with every update StuckPixel delivered

Bad news was not what I expect

I couldn’t click one more “Next”

I can’t remember if I frowned when I read about his banned account

Something touched me deep inside the day the funny died

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So bye bye, Miss Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken, but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike and Riddler, singing…

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

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Did you write StuckPixel’s contract

And do you have faith in how they act?

Well, if they tell you so…

Now do you believe in witty trolls?

Can humor save your mortal soul and

Can you teach me how to laugh real slow?

Well now I know that you’re in love with them

Cause I saw you lol-ling in the gym

You both kick off your shoes

Man I dig those comments and news

I was a lonely, teenage, lazy lout

With an iPad and a new account,

But I knew I was in for one hell of a bout the day the funny died

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I started singing bye, bye Miss Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken, but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys Scary Mike and Riddler

Singing this’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

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Now for ten years, we’ve been lousy blokes

And moss grows fat on a slowpoke

But that’s….kinda how it used to be

When God of Funnypics made fun of the King and Queen

With a joke he borrowed from a crappy meme

In a voice that was hated by you and me

Oh and while the King was looking down,

The “homo” stole his thorny crown

His response was boring and plain

He changed his name out of shame

And while Plants read a book on plants

The troll group practiced their many rants

And we were joking about having friends

The day the funny died

.

We were singing bye, bye Miss Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken, but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys Scary Mike and Riddler, Singing

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

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Helter Skelter in the comments section,

The Lurkers flew off with no funny detected

5 star rating and falling far

It landed bad with 1 star

The commenters tried for a Witty retort,

With the God of Funnypics on the sidelines in a cast

Now the pictures were sweet relief while uploaders made some funny treats

We all tried to laugh, oh, but we never got to pant

‘Cause the commenter tried to take the field

The uploaders refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed the day the funny died?

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We were singing bye, bye Miss Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken, but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike and Riddler, singing

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

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And there we were all in one set

A generation lost on the net

With no time left to restart, I bet

So come on, Jack be witty, Jack be slick,

Jack Flash sat on a Candlestick, ‘cause

Fire is tommy16’s only friend

And as I watched him below the pic

I wanted tommy to suck a dick

No angel born in hell could break that bastard’s spell

And as the rating climbed high into the night,

To get them to the top of the fight,

I saw tommy laughing with delight

The day the funny died

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We were singing bye, bye Miss Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken, but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike and Riddler singing

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

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I met a girl who joked about the news

And I asked her if she was feeling blue

She just smiled and turned away

I went down to the sacred store

Where I saw Jamal years before

But the man there said he hadn’t been there for months

And in the streets the children played

The lovers loved and the poets poeted

So not a word was spoken

Nobody cared that we were broken

And the three most prominent of our clan,

MACWE, Mike, and the Invalid Chicken

They tried their hardest not to throw a fit

The day the funny died

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And they were singing, bye, bye Miss Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike and Riddler singing

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

.

We were singing bye, bye Miss Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike and Riddler singing

This’ll be the day I log off

surprise yomama: @Funnypics Devil, by the way, just as the song was based off of a death of Buddy Holley, this is based off Jamal being banned.